Robbery Gone Right: Would-Be Liquor Store Robber Tries To Hold Up 4-Tour Iraq Vet, Winds Up With Gun In Mouth

September 5, 2013


This is a short security cam video of some dipshit robber in Marionville, Montana trying to hold up a liquor store. The only problem is 4-tour Iraq vet Jon Lewis Alexander is working the counter and isn't having it. He pushes the robber's gun down, and, in the blink of an eye, has his own weapon in the dude's mouth. Surprise!

Meanwhile, the store clerk explains that he never fired a shot because the thief's weapon was never pointed directly at him.

"If I had seen the actual barrel of the gun, I would have pulled the trigger," he said. "My life wasn't threatened."

He adds that he didn't immediately tell his wife, Pam, about the incident because he didn't want to upset her. However, she eventually saw a copy of the surveillance footage.

"It took her a while to calm down," he said. "But I got all kinds of lovin' when she came home."

Heck yeah, Pam came home with all kinds of lovin'! Now that's a happy ending. There's no way you can watch that footage and not realize you're married to a badass. If I find out he also makes breakfast in bed I say we just go ahead and give him the hunky husband of the year award. You hear that, shirtless fireman? You can slide right back up that pole! Awww, is that a dalmatian?

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Ryan, who would have done the exact same thing except with a bow and arrow because he's afraid of guns.

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