I have to do all my dishes by hand because I don't have a dishwasher. I also have to wash all my clothes by hand in a creek and beat them with a tree branch to dry them. I'm basically a lonely caveman. This is Dish Whiskey, a barrel aged, charcoal filtered, whiskey-inspired dish soap from Archer, the same folks that brought us that line of manly air fresheners. Will it make your man more likely to do the dishes? Probably not. Will it make the Geekologie Writer more likely to drink your dirty dishwater? Absolutely.
Thanks to Berk, co-founder of Archer and the man who is going to send me a free goodie-box after he reads this and feels guilty for not offering one in the first place. I SMELL LIKE SHIT RIGHT NOW.