Keep Portland Weird: Darth Vader In Kilt Riding Unicycle Playing Star Wars Medley On Flaming Bagpipes

September 6, 2013

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The title says it all. Whatever the title doesn't say is best kept a secret between you and I. You do know what I'm talking about, right? That thing I told you the other day that I made you promise you wouldn't tell anybody else? You still haven't told anybody, right? Good, I told you that in CONFIDENCE. But now -- now is the time. I want you yell, verbatim, what I told you that day. "GW'S PENIS IS TWO SIZES TOO SMALL!" Dammit, I said VERBATIM. "That my penis is two sizes too small? But it isn't." You know it would have been funnier if you had just done it right the first time.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees keeping things weird -- that's easy. It's keeping things normal looking that's tricky.

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