Keep Portland Weird: Darth Vader In Kilt Riding Unicycle Playing Star Wars Medley On Flaming Bagpipes

September 6, 2013


The title says it all. Whatever the title doesn't say is best kept a secret between you and I. You do know what I'm talking about, right? That thing I told you the other day that I made you promise you wouldn't tell anybody else? You still haven't told anybody, right? Good, I told you that in CONFIDENCE. But now -- now is the time. I want you yell, verbatim, what I told you that day. "GW'S PENIS IS TWO SIZES TOO SMALL!" Dammit, I said VERBATIM. "That my penis is two sizes too small? But it isn't." You know it would have been funnier if you had just done it right the first time.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees keeping things weird -- that's easy. It's keeping things normal looking that's tricky.

  • good very good

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  • Jackalope13

    I live in Portland, and whole-heartily agree that it should turn into a sinkhole. On an unrelated note, I once blacked out and passed out in that parking lot lol

  • Marv Riley

    I believe it's "Keep Austin Weird"

  • Hayly

    Their motto should be "Portland, trying to be Austin since 1993"

  • Tyler AitchKay

    I wish Portland would turn into the world's largest sinkhole.

  • Ollie Williams

    I live here, and I completely agree with you.

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