Jet Powered Rocket Truck Unleashes Hell On Earth Inferno

September 3, 2013


Jesus, Optimus, WTF did you eat?!

Note: Turn the volume down on your speakers, this thing sounds like a tornado.

This is a video of a jet-powered rocket truck unleashing what can only be described as the gates of hell before blasting off to 210MPH. I felt the heat THROUGH MY COMPUTER. Jk jk, my laptop's just burning my nuts which totally works for birth control but NOT for the spread of STD's which is why you should still wrap it up unless you're in a committed, monogamous relationship. *rereads* Wow, it's like I'm a walking, talking, mouth-breathing PSA. Do your homework, kids. You don't have to go to college but it is a great place to experiment sexually.

Hit the jump for the video of every redneck's wet dream in action.

Thanks to Dario, terrence and ChaosLex, who agree all cars should come with a jet engine option.

  • Guest

    So this is what it'll be like for Optimist Prime after a visit to Taco Bell.

  • Cleeb

    This thing is very old. I saw it in person about 6-7 years ago at an air show. I'd be surprised if anyone has made another one.

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    even with the preview pic, anyone else get surprised as fuck when that think belted out those flames?!

  • Shane Anderson

    Jet rocket fire powered - and it crawls at under 10mph

  • WhiteEagle2

    I'm slightly disappointed the driver didn't slip the break and run over that guy that kept standing in front of the truck.

  • stuffsticks

    me too.. who stands in front of a truck doing that....

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