How To: Eat A Ton Of Goldfish Crackers Off A Treadmill

September 11, 2013

Ever wanted to pack as many Goldfish crackers into your mouth in the shortest amount of time possible? Well you are IN LUCK (and probably sweatpants), because this is a Vine video of a topless guy showing you how to harness the power of an exercise treadmill to push those fish-shaped cheese bombs down your gullet. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Bring a box the next time you go to the gym?" Yes! Plus I bet if we think about it hard enough we can find a way to eat them off an elliptical.

Thanks to TBTMH, who's hard at work trying to figure out a way to eat a shit-ton of Frosted Mini-Wheats off a stair-stepper.

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