Damn, High Roller: 24-Carat Gold Rolling Papers

September 10, 2013


These are Shine brand rolling papers. They're made out of 24-carat gold and cost $55 for a pack of twelve. That's about $4.60 a paper. But you know what? YOU ARE THE COOLEST, RICHEST DUDE YOU KNOW AND DESERVE THEM. All the ladies are gonna be like, "Damn, is he smoking gold? Is that good for you?" And the answer, of course, is no -- smoking anything is inherently bad for you (pole excluded). You just have to weigh the pros and cons and live your life how you see fit. That said, one time I was on a camping trip and we ran out of rolling papers and I used a leaf but it turned out to be poison ivy but I smoked the whole thing and now I'm a ghost. Never trust a bear that tells you a leaf is safe to smoke after you've already caught him eying your hotdogs -- that's the real message here. Also, I beat the devil at Chinese checkers yesterday and won the right to not have to sleep with a red-hot coal in my ass for a whole week!

Hit the jump for a couple more shots including what a burning paper looks like.



Thanks to Harry L, who only smokes platinum rolling papers if that's possible and if it's not possible no worries because he has a bong made out of a giant diamond.

  • Joey Mastrangelo

    Ive smoked them, depending on how fat u roll them there will be more or less gold flakes in the ashtray, had to try one but still not all that worth it

  • Dan Cochran

    Wow 13 comments and no racism!

  • Guest

    A hookah with bling will last much longer (and taste much more golden).

  • 700LVL.com

    Definitely bringing these to Vegas!


  • Corky McButterpants

    What's next??

    Silver-Plated crack pipes; to help fight the inherent gum disease... >_<

  • Joel Lamm

    High roller..... I see what you did there

  • C-Saw

    So I guess there is enough gold on reserve to just waste it, meaning that there is enough money in the world for everyone and everything is just a ponzi scheme and control mechanism .. or not.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    There are a lot of food items with gold, from sweets to drinks. And they all much more expensive than the gold used in them.

  • C-Saw

    see the end ... "or not."

  • WhiteEagle2

    Dunno if an article about gold plated rolling papers is the appropriate place for discussing economics.

  • C-Saw

    was nothing about economics .. it went over both of your heads .. did you guys not see the "or not" at the end .. sheesh .. oh well.

  • UnderAKillingMoon

    Also id hate to be the guy who tears one of those papers on the break lol

  • UnderAKillingMoon

    I wonder how that tastes... and where i can buy them..

  • Blahblahblahwords

    Amazon, and apparently not bad.

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