You've Got To Be Kidding Me: $13 A Roll Toilet Paper

August 27, 2013

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Because rich people are running out of things to spend their money on, a company in Japan is offering a toilet-paper-of-the-month style subscription service that delivers $13/roll ass paper to your door every month. I think we can all agree when I say thank goodness there's no limit per household. If you order three rolls at a time it comes out to $17/roll, but if you get eight the price drops to around $13/roll, and you get to choose how frequently you want the paper to come. Me? I use about a roll a day, so I'm gonna need at least an eight pack a week. That's $104 a week on toilet paper. But hey -- my ass deserves the best. I'm joking, my ass doesn't even deserve newspaper BUT IT GETS IT ANYWAY.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the pretty printed designs it comes with, then close your eyes and imagine those as all wadded up as butt crumbs.

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Thanks to Mel, who heard those Charmin bears are busy in the woods plotting to burn this fancy toilet paper factory to the ground.

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