What, No Pink Rocket Ship?: Mars Explorer Barbie

August 7, 2013

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This is Mars Explorer Barbie. She's an astronaut. In pink. With a bubble helmet and trashcan backpack. It looks like she did her makeup too. That's good, it's important to make a good first impression on the nothingness that exists on Mars. LOOK BARBIE -- OVER THERE! *trying to wrestle off pink space boots*

Thanks to Jaclyn, who agrees Mattel should have started with Moon Explorer Barbie and worked their way up from there.

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