The Ol 'Holy S#it You're Being Chased By A Raptor' Prank

August 27, 2013


This is a video from (where else?) Japan of a guy in a super-realistic looking raptor costume chasing an unsuspecting victim in an office building. The dude seems genuinely concerned that he's being chased by a dinosaur. And can you blame him? Of course you can, dinosaurs went extinct 65-million years ago and we haven't come anywhere close to cloning them yet. Live in reality, you nutjob.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Alex and PYY, who would have run straight at that thing begging for a hug.

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    The dino moves like my grandma when she has too much coffee and tries to get to the bathroom ASAP.

    (As Soon As Possible)

  • BrianD

    That's not a raptor, that a baby T-Rex. It's a Walking-With-Dinosaurs live-show costume. They have raptors too, but that's not it.

  • Billy___Bob

    The "running in panic" people were the perfect setup.

  • quatro

    I was really expecting(hoping) for some surprised butt sex.

  • emankulit
  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    I just feel horrible for him... I really want that costume though lol.

  • Kipring Payne

    I'm disappointed! You should know better that's a baby T-rex!! Look at the hands!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Just pay attention tothe camera POV.

  • Vlad

    He was obviously chased by camera men

  • Ollie Williams

    When did velociraptor's start wear stone wash jeans from 1983?

  • WhiteEagle2

    Yeah, because with teeth and jaws like that, you'd really be paying attention to its legs.

  • Ollie Williams

    You're right, I'd be going over there and punching it in the nuts, because I'm intelligent enough to know dinosaurs don't fucking exist anymore.

  • John_Drake

    He should have known that the real attack never comes from the front, but from the sides. From the two other raptors you didn't even know were there.


    " Clever girl "

  • ODwanKenObi

    Hahaha! You made me lol you silly nihilst you.

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