That's Terrifying: Evil Dead Necronomicon Bikini Set

August 15, 2013


This is the 'Evil Dead' Necronomicon (Book of the Dead) bikini made and sold by Etsy seller Bloodlust Productions. It's pretty terrifying. Especially considering there's an evil little face staring back at you from the crotch. WOULD NOT OGLE.

This is a one of a kind Brazilian cut silicone bikini! It is a sculpted piece that is backed with power mesh and is hand stitched for extra durability. It is a very nice fit to the body and is super comfortable! It is lightning fast on water slides as well. Note: This can also be used for costuming and partying!

Did you read that? "Lightning fast on water slides." Well now I kinda have to have it. I'm tired of these swim trunks holding me back from my true water slide speed potential. Speaking of -- one time I went to a water park and was changing in the locker room and this little rollie pollie of a boy was sitting on the bench naked and when he stood up he left a little soft serve dollop of doodoo on the bench. Coincidentally, that was also the last time I ever went to a water park.

Hit the jump for a closeup of the bottom on a mannequin and two more shots you'll have to click on account of them being arguably NSFW.


Potentially NSFW shots of the bikini HERE and HERE.

Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he purposefully flips through the Necronomicon randomly reading incantations. And my pal Terry, who could totally pull off wearing this bikini because his pecker is so teensy.

  • The F Man

    That second NSFW pic is so goatse o.O

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    LOVE IT!! I'd buy one. Don't even care if it scares men away. This is perfect.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Nice Raak

    get it

    am i the first person to ever make that joke

  • Carissa Lynn van Raak

    lol, nope, I get that one often -.-

  • Shane Anderson

    does she come with it? I'll order two

  • Anodos

    Ha ha ha, oh you!

  • Anodos

    Thats so awesome

  • Jacques-André Langelier

    In Harry Potter Universe, Dat shit would be alive and eating dicks for breakfast; literally

  • Sounds like I missed some weird shit in the Harry Potter series.

  • Jacques-André Langelier

    I was referring to the alive portraits of HP universe although i might have been mixed it up with some movies of Sasha Grey. My mind is messed up sometimes

  • ETSY: "You found me beautiful once."

    ME: "Honey, you got REAL ugly."

  • Tyler AitchKay

    If that was the necronomicon in the films, I'm sure Ash would've been the one to gladly open it.

    Sorry folks, that's all I got.

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