This is a worthwhile video of Mario (who can't mange to keep his hat on) and Luigi performing parkour stunts in real life. It also has some special effects like fireball shooting, turtle stomping, and brick breaking. I know themed parkour videos are getting to be a dime a dozen, but these guys always manage to impress me. Throwing yourself out of a parking garage window head first? That takes balls. So does making a baby. It doesn't take brains though, so wrap that pecker up until you're ready.
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Thanks to lebeeps, who's so good at parkour the sidewalk ends itself early because it just can't take it anymore.