So, It's Come To This: Grumpy Cat Brand Coffee Drinks

August 1, 2013


Because the world refuses to make sense anymore, Grumpy Cat (real name: Tarder Sauce) is coming out with a line of refrigerated coffee drinks and NOT tarter sauce, which would actually be reasonable considering A) that's her name and B) cats love fish with tarter sauce. From a purely marketing standpoint (WHICH I HOLD A MASTER'S DEGREE IN), this is all wrong. Grumpy cat shouldn't be selling coffee, Grumpy Cat should only be selling things that make people ANGRY, like the bullshit cable and internet bundle I got roped into. Or Grumpy Cat brand customer service. And if Grumpy Cat SHOULD sell coffee, it should be the kind of coffee that gives you diarrhea when you least expect it. Like as soon as you finish washing your hands after going to the bathroom.

Thanks to Claire, Omnicrom, le beeps and PJ, who don't believe in celebrity endorsements, especially not from cats.

  • VelvetRingpiece

    It's tartar sauce, anyway. What the hell is tarter sauce, or tarder sauce?!

  • catallergy

    i caught that too

  • Tyler AitchKay

    Normal people have turned funny in-jokes into stupid products consumers can pay money hand over fist for just to fit in

    Anyone who actually buys this grumpy cat coffee shit is an idiot.

  • Luka Mlinar

    I like it! I mean think about it. What's the time of day you are most likely to be grumpy. What do you do about it?

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Horrible! >:-(

  • Guest

    "Feeling like a Grumpy Cat? This coffee will perk you up."
    That should be their slogan...would kind of make sense.

  • WhiteEagle2

    The internet is imploding.

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