So, It's Come To This: A Death Star Butt Painting

August 8, 2013


This is the Death Star painted on a lady's butt. I'm not sure if she did it herself in the mirror or if somebody helped. I'm also not sure why it's painted on both cheeks. Maybe one is supposed to be a front view and the other a back view. I don't know, I don't what the hell these people were thinking. Besides, who even thinks, "Let's paint a Death Star on my ass" in the first place? Mensa members, that's who. Actual geniuses.

Thanks to my pal Terry, who invited me to a body painting party once but I graciously declined. SIKE -- I WAS THERE WITH BELLS ON. And only bells.

  • Foamcow

    That's no moon.

  • Luka Mlinar


  • Dennis Bauer

    So her boyfriends pecker is painted like the missile?
    Misile away, stay on target!

  • Stay on target.... Stay on target...

  • btprice2001

    Boy, I'd like to do the trench run with that. Am I right? Guys? Guys!?!

  • Natalie Midkiff

    It's an ongoing joke between friends essentially and the nickname of my ass, so when Force Girls had the competition I decided my entry would be a bit more creative than posing with a saber or toy. It actually sparked some other body paint ideas too so I'll be doing more (not just my ass) haha

  • Your ass is internet famous!

  • Guest

    That's cheating they've covered up the "small thermal exhaust port".

  • beto_castillo

    this is the hand of the handy-work

    and this is the ass's owner

  • Dukeman42

    That's no moon...OH WAIT YES IT IS.

  • WhiteEagle2

    GW used your comment when he posted it to facebook. Congrats!

  • jay h

    Damn you beat me to it you genius

  • iofo61

    You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy the station.

  • It's a hit! Negative, just impacted on the surface.

  • I don't think we want to destroy this particular station, Sir. Something interesting about it...

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