Mother Nature!: Scientists Catch A Shark Within A Shark

August 14, 2013


This is a shot of the 3-foot spiny dogfish shark that scientists were in the process of reeling in when it was swallowed by a much larger sand tiger shark. What the hell, Mother Nature? "It's the circle of life, bro." Don't call me bro, I'm not your bro -- you know you've been pulling a lot of f***ed up shit lately.

The researchers had captured a shark within a shark, which prompted pro bass angler Aaron Martens to comment: "There's gotta be some kind of 'turducken' label for this kind of situation."

The sand tiger in the photo looks to have lost a couple of front teeth during its attack on the dogfish and/or its capture (and release) by scientists.

If you could be any kind of shark what kind of shark would you be? Because I would be a pool shark. I think it's a smart decision because I'm fairly used to being human and I don't really wanna have to go live in the ocean and make new friends and all that. I could just go about my regular life but with the BONUS of being able to hustle people at the bar for free drinks. I'm a smart decision maker. *goes to sketchy p0rn site, ignores virus warning, DIES*

Thanks to Thel200ster, who catches sharks the old fashioned way: with one well-placed blow to the nose (anybody who can identify the reference that isn't my brother wins a prize).

  • Robin Manford

    Did dogfish died?

  • 00dwan

    That's from the old 1966 Batman movie!

  • Matt Akersten

    Sharks are like fish but more bitey.

  • Shark within a shark.... SOOO meta.

  • Paul Brown

    i want a prize

  • HasItAll

    Bad Jelly The Witch. ftw

  • I'm a pussy when it comes to watching animals die... but I'd actually be interested in seeing this video. lol

  • Adrian

    Yo dog...

  • Grindzombie

    Was that smaller shark REALLY going for the bait while he was being eaten (like a champ) or is he just the unluckiest mother effer in the world?

  • ODwanKenObi


  • Guest

    It's a shark eat shark world in those waters.

  • Peter Bourque


  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Yo dawg!

  • I heard you like sharks, so we put a shark in your shark so you can get eaten while you get eaten!

  • Langdon Herrick

    Congratulations, you've just created SyFy network's next movie.

  • Guest

    To include an Aliens and Jaws love child?

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Maybe that's what this is, a facehugger got a shark and bam!

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Or Inceptshark.

  • Jacques-Andr√© Langelier

    you try too hard man

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