Pedro from Brazil sent me this picture of his friend Aguirre's One Ring inscription tattoo. Pretty cool, right? Yeah, except for the tattoo artist inked it upside-down and apparently everybody failed to notice until the whole piece was complete. How does that even happen? Now what should read "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" now reads "Sauron sniffing Orc balls, they don't seem to mind, Orc sex in the woods, watch and you'll go blind." Or at least I think that's what it says.
Thanks Pedro, and tell your buddy he should get a cover-up of this article.