For The Ladies: The Latest In Vibrator Technology

August 20, 2013

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Meet the Revel Body Sonic Vibrator, allegedly the latest and greatest in lady privates pleasuring devices. Does it work for butts too? Fingers crossed! And toes curled. Did I mention the vibrator is the first to use "TrueSonic" technology? WTF is TrueSonic technology? I dunno, but if it has anything to do with that hedgehog you can count me OUT. No spinning razor balls for me, thanks.

What is TrueSonic technology? It offers 50% more power, 400% greater vibration range of low to high speeds, 90% less noise, and 80% less vibration to the hand.


While other vibrators deliver a limited range of speed, power and sensation, delivering around 60-120Hz. The Revel Body delivers almost double the sensation at approximately 241Hz.

Shaped like a tennis ball, the unique shape of this external vibrator makes it easy to handle and is discreet enough to sit on your nightstand.

Ahahahhahaha @ "discreet enough to sit on your nightstand." Listen: if a vibrator is discreet enough to sit on your nightstand, it's also discreet enough for everybody who sees it to pick it up and ask what it is. And then what? "Sexy time." Heck yeah! *tears off clothes* I bet you I can waddle all the way to the refrigerator and back without losing my buttplug.

Hit the jump for a video.

Thanks to Stacy, who always offers to send me one but then I get scared and never respond.

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