Dead Dragon Washes Ashore On Spanish Beach

August 22, 2013


These are a couple of shots of the no f***ing clue that washed ashore on a Spanish beach earlier this week. The beast measures 13-feet long and appears to have horns. Scientists have yet to identify the species, although some speculate it's a giant oarfish, at least one insanely handsome blogger (I've having a rare positive body image day) fears it's the secret lovechild of Ariel and Falkor the Luck Dragon. Oh, so you're banging dragons behind my back now, Ariel? "You and I have never even met." THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY LESS BEHIND MY BACK.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he meticulously sews dead fish together and throws them overboard so they wash up on beaches and cause an uproar.

  • da1nonlysage

    Never seen an oarfish with horns, so wtf?

  • Sh17C0que

    Carry on, its just Nicol Bolas' sheddings.

  • Catgrin

    Who needs still images when they recently got video?

  • Catgrin

    Who needs images when they recently got video?

  • Lucifer Yahweh Orloff

    Another mutant from Plum Island.

  • sionus

    Looks like an oarfish...

  • Poopy

    Luck Dragon.....not so lucky lately

  • Beanhimself

    One question. Does it float?

  • Fercho

    Just if it's dead =P

  • Billy Rocka

    Makes me think of the Never-Ending ending story.

  • silentstone7

    I just saw the Google Image search results for "Oarfish" and I think it's equally important to note HOLY CRAP THAT IS HUGE. Another reason to avoid the ocean.

  • Fercho

    I think what you mention is some sort of "deep ocean" version of insular giantism. Animals develop bigger size if there are no threats around. This being died for some reason and then came up to the surface.

  • Anodos

    i just learned about the oarfish on the octonauts. That shows my jam

  • I snorted tea through my nose when I read "the secret love child of Ariel and Falkor the Luck Dragon". I swear, before I clicked through here from FB I was thinking "Oh my God, they killed Falkor!".

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