This is a french fry vending machine in Belgium (they should have gone with waffles). For €2.50, in 90-seconds you get a fresh hot bucket of beef-fat fried fries and a dollop of either ketchup or mayonnaise, but NOT both. You have to choose. Remember when you were a kid at the toy store and you wanted two toys but your mom said you could only pick one? It's like that. Except instead of G.I. Joes and Ninja Turtles, it's ketchup and mayonnaise. So, which is it gonna be? If you answered "Shake that f***er until it falls over and both start leaking out the side", congratulations, you're now covered in third degree burns from the scalding beef-fat.
Hit the jump for a couple more shots because it's lunch time.
Thanks to brie, who agrees waffle cut fries and seasoned curly fries are tied for the best kind of fries, followed distantly by crinkle-cuts.