50 Questionable Things 'Every Geek Should Know'

August 27, 2013

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Note: This is only a small portion of the graphic, hit the jump to see the whole mile-long thing.

This is an infographic featuring 50 things that somebody believes every geek should know. That person is obviously not me, because I don't give a shit if you know all or none of these things. I don't even care if you're wearing underwear today, unless you plan on sitting on my lap, in which case you better be wearing one of those leak-proof adult diapers. Since when does everybody have to know something anyways? Maybe you're not into Dr. Who, maybe you don't play Warcraft, maybe you aren't into building Bitcoin mining computers. You know what? Who f***ing cares? Can you still call yourself a geek? Absolutely. Can you call yourself the sexiest man in the universe? Sure, but you'd be lying. *booty popping* Fun fact: when I'm pole dancing I can wrap my buttcheeks so far around the pole you can't see it anymore.

Hit the jump for the entire thing.

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Thanks to Carsten, who agrees anybody trying to argue they're a bigger geek than somebody else is definitely the bigger dork.

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