ThinkGeek is selling these $20 ceramic zombie garden gnomes and zombie fighters. They made the perfect temporary addition to your lawn before some neighborhood teens steal them and smash them in the street a block away. Personally, I'm just going to sign up for a pottery class at the local community college and make my own. Never stop learning, that's my motto. Plus I've always wanted to make my own bong.
Thanks to Omega, who found a zombie garden gnome lurking in his vegetable garden AND CUT IT TO PIECES WITH A HOE.