You've Gotta Be Kidding Me: The Human Slingshot Game

July 11, 2013

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Headbutt to the neck, here it comes!

This is the $75 Human Slingshot, a giant flexible band you and three friends stand in and take turns launching each couple standing opposite each other across the middle to the other side. You really just have to watch the video to understand. But you don't really have to watch the video to understand how dangerous this could be. It's all fun and games till Slingshot Scotty throws an elbow. Then what? Then you're trapped in a four-person mosh pit AND ONLY ONE PERSON IS COMING OUT ALIVE. Well that's how I would play anyways. I also play Monopoly with real money.

Hit the jump for an instructional video that definitely made me want to lay on the couch and play video games.

Thanks to Bryce and Jessica C, who agree this is definitely not what came to mind when they first heard the term 'human slingshot'.

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