Sadness: A Chair That Gives You A Birthday Hug Everytime Somebody Writes On Your Facebook Wall

July 9, 2013


It went for the tit!

Outback Steakhouse teamed up with Brazilian ad agency Lew'Lara\TBWA to develop the B-Day Chair, a chair with mechanical arms that gives you a hug every time somebody wishes you a happy birthday on your Facebook wall. You just sit down, sign into your Facebook page with the attached tablet, and let the hugs roll in. It even takes a picture of your reaction every time to flood your Facebook timeline with more crapola! True story: I worked as a busboy at Outback Steakhouse my last two years of high school. It was cool. They let me eat all the bread and drink all the soda I wanted. But one time I was taking the kitchen trash out to the dumpster and the bag ripped and a literal gallon of that sauce they dip the Bloomin' Onions in before frying them poured in between my socks and shoes. My manager wouldn't let me go home even though I was sloshing around smelling like shit for the rest of the night. Then the hostesses started calling me the Outback Outhouse and I sat and cried in the walk-in fridge for like twenty minutes. I don't ever want to talk about this again.

Hit the jump for the groping chair in action.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees that when it comes to hugs, mechanical ones are the shittiest.

  • JJtoob

    I'm going to make my own chair, except it will be me in it, and will give hugs to everyone except hot girls. Hot girls will get groped.

  • Bidet chair.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    No mention about how those robot chairs with hands will kill us all? Many sites have geek news but only Geekologie have awkward dinossaur sex obsession and crazy robot-phobia with the news... At least it had...

  • What do Facebook pokes get you? eh? eh? pokes? eh?


  • lorrrd

    Holy son of gorgonzola & churrasco ... these silly brasilians... Fkn NWO& nsa-FB gets people more & more sick! That is sooooo lame! Progress is only Pollution since (nope even b4) einstein... Jus` kidding - all well! Meds doin` their job - thx 4 caring!!

  • What in the absolute fuck? Your meds are clearly NOT doing their job, brobro.

  • lorrrd

    brobro? gayourself & find a more pinky name while using a less homo-pic ! guess needed 4 an absolute f*ck ! yeah Prescription did Miracles, try a change in that straight $3M3N$-DIET !

  • Jeremy Tilton

    B-Day chair eh? I'm still waiting for the BJ chair.

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