Nice Tan Lines: Sharkini, The Shark Attack Bathing Suit

July 24, 2013


I am alive and managed to keep my arm but I am on drugs and they make it hard to write to the point where most of the time I'm just staring at the pores on the back of my hands, so bear with me. This is the $100 Sharkini, a bathing suit that makes it look like you're being attacked by a shark. Not a very realistic shark attack though, so if you start flailing your arms yelling 'HELP!" people are just going to think you're a crazy person. A crazy person IN A REALLY COOL BATHING SUIT. They will be jealous.

Hit the jump for a shot of the rear.


Thanks to my pal Terry, who agrees the best bathing suit is a birthday suit.

  • You should mail on to The Surf Lady, Veronica Grey to wear during one of her many TV appearances. I bet she would.

  • Anyone else notice the girl in the shark suit is really attractive?

  • Billy Rocka

    Does she have a bush or am I staring too hard?

  • catallergy

    shes wearing a pair of underwear underneath of the suit. if you can see through that, then yeah, you're staring too hard.

  • Matthew Anderson

    The boobies look like eyes and make it silly (not necessarily in a bad way, mind you). :D

  • WhiteEagle2

    These would help improve that image.

  • Matthew Anderson

    Best pasties EVER!

  • kevin

    "Hit the jump for a shot of the rear"


  • captaindash

    Just glad you're ok GW. I just coughed up fully chewed snap pea all over my keyboard while writing this. You aren't the only one who has sacrificed.

  • rikster81

    look at that body amazing

  • Lee

    Great way to start the morning.

    -- Id take a bite out of that. [Sorry, I had to]

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