In A Bar Far, Far Away: Star Wars Inspired Booze Bottles

July 1, 2013


This is a series of Star Wars inspired booze bottles posted by Redditor ElderCunningham. I think we can all agree they're just the thing the liquor industry needs to better market their products to children. Or is that frowned upon? Well I'd drink them. No lie, a couple weeks ago I went to the corner store for beer and they were selling wine coolers in the same section as all the kid's fruit drinks. I told the guy behind the counter about it and he was all worried because apparently you can get in trouble for that, but a week later they were still there. So I'm afraid it's only a matter of time before he's suddenly not allowed to sell beer anymore. Sucks too because the next closest store is a real hike for me.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he has plans to contaminate the city's water supply with hallucinogens.

  • $14019757

    I think maybe I need these things. :3

  • Suggestion: Using a bottle of Bacardi to make the Alde-Rum.

  • Fred Johnson

    no no! The Kessel Rum!!! Get drunk in under 12 parsecs!

  • If I'm drinking any hooch from a galaxy far far away, it better have some radioactive looking glow to it or why bother.

  • Peter Bourque

    Like Nuka Cola

  • Brandon

    "Qui-Gon Gin" made me laugh.

  • laserdave

    lol mayndayloriayn

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