This is the 12-foot mech sculpture built over the course of a month out of parts from an old Nissan and other scrap metal. With this guy standing guard in front of your house, you definitely won't have to worry about the neighborhood kids trying to toilet paper your yard. You will have to worry about them knocking over your giant mech sculpture though. Fingers crossed it pins one of the little jerks to the ground and you can beat the names of their friends out of them. *swinging garden hose like a lasso* Well, well, well -- lookie what we have here.
Hit the jump for one more shot.
Thanks again to the birthday boy Terry, who's seriously cooking himself eight lobsters today, presumably one for every extra inch of penis he wish he had.