One In Ten Admit To Using Smartphone During Sex

July 12, 2013


According to a recent survey of 1,100 adult smartphone owners, nearly one in ten adults admit to using their smartphone during sex, presumably to check Geekologie or play their turn on Words With Friends. Oh yeah, give it to me -- YES, YES, YES! I just played 'BONING' on a triple word score. Other places people aren't afraid to use their phones:

In a movie theater - 35 percent
During a dinner date - 33 percent
At a child's or school function - 32 percent
In church or a place of worship - 19 percent
In the shower - 12 percent

12 percent of respondents who are in a relationship said they believe their smartphone gets in the way of that relationship.

Despite all the warnings not to do so, 55 percent said they use their smartphone while driving.

Twenty-nine percent admitted to snooping on someone else's phone, but it's more common among single people than married people, and more common in people ages 18-to-34 than older people.

If anything, I say all those numbers are low. People just don't want to admit how much they use their cell phones. A self proclaimed good Christian isn't going to admit to using their cell phone in church. God hates cell phones. God likes PRAYER. That's how he likes to communicate (or sends angels snail-mail style). God doesn't even use the internet. You can tell because he hasn't Raptured us all yet.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he makes speaker-phone calls in the middle of movies.

  • funny bunny

    shut up sex is stupid

  • JJtoob

    I'd use a smartphone during sex to record the event. That'll teach the non-believers.

  • David Gabel

    In a movie theater - 35 percent - the morons that will get their phone broken if they interrupt my movie experience with their BS

    During a dinner date - 33 percent - rude as hell when it comes to paying attention to their date and at times the rest of those trying to enjoy their meal

    At a child's or school function - 32 percent - 'parent of the year' award winner. It's no wonder their child is failing in school and dragging others with them

    In church or a place of worship - 19 percent - GTFO.. seriously.. just GTFO..may lightning from your deity strike you down

    In the shower - 12 percent - I hope your device is waterproof.. if not then maybe it'll zap your brain cells into working.

    And to those that are on the phone during sex.. That is why your relationship fails. stop blaming others because you are a dumbass.

  • quatro

    Is it weird that I get turn on when my girlfriend uses her phones and wears headphones, while I'm going at her from behind?

  • Guest

    I'm surprised that colleges didn't make the list.

  • Meithan

    They will go to a special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

  • Luka Mlinar

    People still go to church O.o

  • Meowzing


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