Wrap It Up, Kids: Pop Culture Condom Wrappers

June 25, 2013


This is a series of conceptual pop culture condom wrappers created by Italian artist Benedetto Papi (of Star Wars condoms fame). Condoms are important to use because they help prevent disease and pregnancy. I'm terrified of both of those things. If condoms also helped prevent ghost hauntings at night I'd never go to bed without one. The government is paying me to say this by the way. No, no it's not. The government is paying me because I qualify for disability. Or, I will soon anyways. (Come push me down the stairs!)

Hit the jump for a bunch more.








Thanks to Dacrikka, who just informed me you're not supposed to reuse condoms. Whaaaaaat -- even if you wash them out?

  • Andthen

    Sorry, but www.gsound.com/you on the keyboard what's that?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Things are getting hot and heavy, and I reach inside my wallet for my condom. She stops and stares, before asking, "Who's that old guy?"

    I stop. My bewildered eyes search her with growing incredulity. "Old guy? That my dear..."
    She's already putting her top back on...
    "That my dear is Gandalf the Grey, or Mithrandir. He is an Istari, which is a group belonging to the race of the Maiar. They hail from Valinor and their role is to..."
    I follow her outside as she gets in her car (Yes, I made her drive during the date, because her car gets better mileage).
    "Their role is to prevent the return of Sauron, the chief lieutenant of Morgoth. He is not 'some guy'!"
    She gives me the finger as she pulls away.
    "SO I'LL CALL YOU?!" I shout, into the darkness as the red tail lights slowly merge into one fuzzy dot, just before they vanish over the horizon.

    Ah, L'amour.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    While a clever little piece there, I know many girls would love know the amount of geek it takes to own that condom.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Do they like fat guys who aren't well endowed? If so, send them my way. I'm their trifecta.

  • Matty Spinny

    ill take 90 of the joker please. thank you

  • where is the classic, "luke, im not your father"

  • I'd settle for "That's no moon..."

  • Nothing gives me boners like wizards and ted mosby.



  • Closet Nerd


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