What Would Happen If Superman Punched You IRL

June 14, 2013


This is a video of Jake explaining what would happen if Superman punched you in real life. SURPRISE: basically you'd be torn apart at the molecular level in a nuclear explosion. Unless he made the mistake of punching me, in which case he'd break every bone in his hand. "Oh right, because you're soooooooo tough." *unbuttons collar to reveal Kryptonite pendant* Not tough, just smart. "That's quartz." Man, yard sale people are LIARS.

Hit the jump for the much lengthier, scientific explanation.

Thanks Jake, but what would happen if Superman punched HIMSELF?

  • kiebeau

    so, in controlled conditions, superman can be a punch powered power station . . .

  • antalicus

    Superman puts on lead suit = Batman dead. Superman could encase himself in concrete or the moon for that matter and fly into Batman using his vision to see where hes going.

  • Mayoor Butani

    hahaha funny

  • sandra

    What a broader thinking and imagination, I appreciate it.

    Buy outdoor furniture

  • AtomicMug

    I wish he'd punch my ex-wife like that.

  • baal

    While I'm sure your ex-wife is a terrible person, threats of physical RL violence are bad.

  • tayatayat

    you are a Huge tool

  • Guest

    Imagine a fish pancake that is atomically thin.

  • vadersapp

    Tell me again how Batman wins in a fight with Superman?

  • Nestor Sanchez

    .....kryptonite....while the man of steel can do all that damage he is still allergic to rocks

  • Artor

    Kryptonite power armor was the method used I believe .

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