Wake Up Or Get Poor Trying: Money Shredder Alarm Clock

June 17, 2013


This is a homemade money shredding alarm clock (previously: a conceptual one). After the alarm goes off you have ten seconds to disable it before the thing starts eating your money. I mean, provided you were actually foolish enough to put money in it in the first place. I'd just put all my credit card bills in there and then sleep through it.

Hit the jump for a video of the money gobbler in action.

Thanks to carey, who still wakes up the old fashioned way: when sunlight starts shining into the entrance of the cave.

  • Sensibilty

    This is actually quite clever. Really need to wake up and get somewhere important and be on time? Load a hundred in there. Said you'd go meet some asshole you knew in school for brunch? Load a single in and let it shred.

  • antalicus

    An alarm where the snooze button is pulling the dollar bill out....

  • Emerich il Cane

    it's not even wide enough to fit a whole bill!


  • Cameron Laurent Smith

    That is a federal crime punishable by a laughable $100 fine or 6 months of jail time... :/

  • Luka Mlinar

    I was just about to write this. :D

  • Blahblahblahwords

    One that isn't enforced.

  • Georgia

    It might be enforced with the distributor though, preventing them from selling these.

  • WhiteEagle2

    Was just thinking this.

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