A group of game designers have announced the development of 'Wicked Paradise', a virtual reality sex game for the Oculus Rift system and scheduled for release next year. The future, ladies and gentlemen! Masturbating to video games will never be the same. Ever.
Imagine playing Leisure Suit Larry but instead of watching a screen, you are inside the game.
Imagine the world and its inhabitants look highly realistic.
Imagine walking into a bar in Wicked Paradise, noticing a beautiful lady, talking to her, and seducing her.
Imagine playing your cards right and having passionate wild sex with her.
Imagine all this in high quality, immersive virtual reality.
Oh yeah, that sounds like a great idea. Nothing like dry humping the couch with virtual reality goggles and headphones on to not hear when your roommates come home. You won't even know they saw you! Well, not until their Youtube videos go viral anyways.
Thanks to Rik Beans, who agrees that when it comes to sex, reality reality is the way to go. Leave the virtual humping to cyborgs.