I'm In (And Don't Care If It's Ladies): Zelda Map Underwear

June 28, 2013


This is the Link's Awakening overworld map underwear available from Etsy seller DisturbinglyAdorable. They only come in women's sizes, but the great thing about women's underwear is that they still fit if you order big enough. It's not like they can tell it's a dude wearing them. Now I'm not 100% sure, but I think the cut in the back on these is the kind that leaves the bottom of your buttcheeks hanging out (cheeky peepers?). I love that cut. It might be my favorite, even over thongs. Call me old fashioned, but I still like a little butt left to the imagination, you know? It's always fun discovering those things when you're dating. Like, is she going to have a tattoo of a mermaid hiding under there? A Harry Potter quote? Or even a heart....with 'Mark 4 Ever' in it. Mark? WHO THE HELL IS MARK?

Hit the jump for a shot of the rear plus BONUS Links Awakening and original Legend of Zelda map purses.






Thanks to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much sometimes he stands at the entrance to Victoria's Secret yelling FREE THONGS FOR THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES.

  • Daily Lama

    Wait...I don't remember those caves being in the original game. Something smells fishy about this.

  • Daniel L Charlebois

    Those are from Links Awakening.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    What, no model?

  • Extra shots of purses GW? You think anyone else clicked the link for purses? Bush league!

  • In search of a woman's secret treasure --the Triforce!

  • Matthew Anderson

    Needs a sound chip ^

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    My girlfriend's gonna need a huge map. Maybe skyrim or just cause may work

  • Derek - WA

    Time to whip out the master sword.

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