If Disney Movies Had More Accurate & Descriptive Titles

June 19, 2013


This is a series of Disney movie covers reimagined by the folks at TheFW with more accurate titles. They're pretty decent, but feel free to make up different ones or titles for cartoons they didn't include. Stuff like, 'Bambi: Thanks, Now I'm an Orphan' and 'Alice Takes Two Of Everything In The Medicine Cabinet'. Then we'll all meet up at the bar for happy hour and discuss our favorites. Jk jk, but we will get drunk and throw darts at each other's feet. "Aaaah, toe darts." So fun, right?

Hit the jump for eight more.









Thanks to PYY, who always thought Peter Pan should have been called Neverland: You'll Want to Live There.

  • Cortney A.

    I love the tagline for the "Princess is Black": ...so the rest of the characters can be racial stereotypes!

  • Hash Bandicoot

    add "...for the D" to the end of all those titles and it is way more true

  • Holly Haze

    Stockholm Syndrome for the D?
    Makeovers fix everything for the D?
    Doc Hollywood meets NASCAR for the D?

    Methinks you didn't actually look at the photos.

  • Nestor Sanchez


  • ElBandito

    Oh for the love off...yeah, no.

    I was hoping most people had actually seen the movie of Hunchback of Notre Dame. You know, because it clearly shows a scene where Esmeralda saves his ass first and demands nothing from him?

    Look, I know there are great and nice guys. But trying to add the same concept of 'not being able to get a date' to a book about how a deformed bell-ringer gets to overcome his long-life abuser AND gets to be seen as a human being by ALL OF PARIS is an absolute fail. Especially when the book itself invented Esmeralda as an 'example' for Quasimodo to take after, and not to be like Frollo.

    Every other Disney poster is true, though. But it's still the same that the WHOLE movie of HoND was about a guy finding a role model, gets attached to her, but realises that she likes someone else and so finds out that he's a way better person than Frollo for not trying to force her to him.

    Not trying to sound like an absolute Disney nerd, it's just that this totally doesn't even fit what clearly went as 'plot' for the whole movie.

  • Holly Haze

    I think it was a joke, man.

  • Forblat

    It's one of the crappiest Disney movies either way, so lose-lose

  • Matty Spinny


  • Guest

    little mermaid changed so she could get a man, didn't meet him til afterwards..

  • Ramuran

    Not to mention, she was obsessed with human stuff before she ever even saw him... Seeing him was just the tipping point in her decision to be human.

  • JW McCabe

    Yep, remember the song in the cave. Up where they walk up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun.. You want thing a ma bobs who cares I got 20. I want more...

  • silentstone7

    Hamlet with Animals got me.Bob Barker would agree with 101 Dalmations


    ophelia never tried to eat horatio

  • TheOtakuX

    Why not "Hamlet meets Kimba"?

  • hicker

    These were awesome.

  • Tim Cole

    quick! censor the penis tower on the little mermaid cover

  • Fercho Salinas

    ¿"Nice Guy Finishes Last"? It leaves waaaay too much room for imagination.

  • GirlFromSpace

    I'm sure those gargoyles have seen some things.

  • Fercho Salinas


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