Whoa Bro, Slow Down: Avatar Tattoo Guy Is Still At It

May 21, 2013


NOTE: I didn't post the pics after the jump because I don't want anybody falling in love too quickly but you can see the uncensored shot of the pic above HERE, frontal shot with g-string HERE and 3/4 rear view with tattered cat tree HERE.

Remember Avatar tattoo guy? How could you forget? It's been almost two years since we've checked in with Avatar superfan Iggy, and not a day goes by that I don't try to drink myself into a coma to forget about him. Yet here he is, trying to burn my retinas out with all the unbridled sexual energy that comes with tattooing the shit out of yourself with fictional cat-people from a movie. And now he has stripes all the way down his legs. Plus a camo print g-string. Do they sell those at military surplus stores? I'm asking for a friend. You know what, no, I'm asking for myself. I'm tired of living this lie -- I want to be an outdoorsman. I want to camp and fish and hike and holy shit it's hot out here, I'm going back inside.

Thanks to Ferrous, who agrees the only thing that's left for dude to do is color the rest of himself in with powder blue, post the pics to OK Cupid, and brace himself for a flooded inbox.

  • Ed

    Whoa buddy, slow down. Save some room for the sequel.

  • $24170503

    His mind will be blown when Cameron, ( a Canuck) interjects an earth like lacrosse game that the Navi play in the sequels. The next stream of Marines and colonists, ( exploiters) call the Navi, ...devils. LIKE WE CALLED NATIVE INDIANS! Whoa, meta.
    Then the tattoo circle will be complete.

  • Daily Lama

    I'm kind of hoping he just got out of the pool in that frontal shot. Poor guy.

  • jay h

    Of course only in Jersey Folks and only a Devil's fan

  • Jane

    Is that the tattoo on his arm? I was trying to pinpoint it, but wasn't 100% sure. Oh well, it will probably get covered up by another blue cat soon.

  • I didn't realize that people still cared about that shitty movie.

  • Brant_Alan

    Click the first uncensored shot: Shame on you.
    Click the second uncensored shot: *vomit*

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