Universal Studios has just announced the addition of a Simpson's themed area to its Orlando-based park, complete with real Springfield locations like Duff Brewery Moe's Tavern (both serving real Duff beer), Krusty Burger, Kwik-E-Mart, Cletus' Chicken Shack and The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. Plus there will be rides. But that's not what we're going for, is it? No, we're going for the beer, burgers and Squishees. Dare me to drink an all syrup Squishee? Because after enough beers I'll do that. Truthfully, after enough beers I'll do a lot of things. You ever been kicked out of an amusement park before? Open my glove compartment. "Nothing but fake beards and sunglasses." From now on call me Reginald.
The Simpsons area opens this summer, hit the jump for a video of all the attractions, and one of the current construction progress.
Thanks to everyone who sent this, meet me behind the Qwik-E-Mart after dark and we'll go cut the head off the Jebediah Springfield statue and take turns displaying it in our apartments.