The World Is My Urinal: Straw Bale Urine Compost Toilets

May 3, 2013


The L'Uritonnoir is the brainchild of French design studio Faltazi. It consists of a bunch of metal urinals spiked into a straw bale. As the urinals are used, the nitrogen from all the pee reacts with the carbon in the straw, breaking down the bale and creating a usable compost fertilizer. Plus, with no urinal dividers, it makes a great opportunity to see how your pecker stacks up against other guy's members. Or challenge the dude pissing across from you to a staring contest. SO MUCH FUN TO BE HAD.

  • RareAwesomeman

    I would go to the opposite side of someone and stare at him the entire time. if we locked eyes I would glance back and forth from him to my dick

  • Couldn't I just walk up and pee on hay to begin with?
    Why are the metal attachments necessary? They aren't.
    Are the metal attachments supposed to show that it's socially okay to pee on the hay, even though there is no divider and you are looking at your friends junk?
    You could just put a sign "OK TO PEE ON HAY - CHECK OUT EVERYONES JUNK" and call it done.
    Stupid french.

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    that thing must smell so fucking bad

  • Why am I not surprised that this is French.
    I couldn't pee in public.
    Well, not unless I was quite drunk.

  • I'm french, can you explain why you're not surprised? I think prejudices have bright future with people like you.

  • It's not prejudice. It just reminded me of pissoirs in France. Which is why I was not surprised. That's all.
    Gee, lighten up fella.

  • So scuze me for that.I understood something else.

  • That's quite alright. I should have been more concise in the first place.

  • Guys get all the good stuff. All I have is my friend and this cup. :(

  • Closet Nerd

    If you're gonna share, make sure you have enough for the whole class.
    .....just sayin

  • Juvenal Osegueralopez
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