Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Twist-Tie Sculptures

May 6, 2013


These are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sculptures made entirely out of colored twist-ties by DeviantARTist justjake54. Leonardo and Raphael and Michelangelo are all looking in top shape, but Donatello, I'm not sure what happened to him. Plus I thought he was holding a pretzel stick at first. I hate pretzel sticks. The only good pretzels are the giant soft ones they sell at the mall and baseball games. Did you know that they manufacture hard pretzels on weekends in the same factories they use to make cat food the rest of the week? Because that's a fact. If I get too drunk at the bar and the only thing they have to soak up the booze is hard pretzels you can count on me not eating any and puking later. Back me up, Mr. Bartender! "You're 86'd." Oh come on!

No thanks to my pal Terry, who is about as useful as a twist-tie Ninja Turtle but way harsher on the eyes.

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