Smooth Criminals: Thieves Ass-Dial 911, Get Busted

May 17, 2013


20-year old failures Nathan Teklemariam and Carson Rinehart were arrested after accidentally butt-dialing 911 during a car burglary spree. a really unfortunate butt-dial (and I know a guy who called his girlfriend while he was making out with her brother).

When the 9-1-1 operator got the call it seemed to be the wrong number, but instead of hanging up, he continued to listen, according to audio obtained by KGPE-TV on Wednesday.

"I just want to smoke weed so bad right now," one suspect says.

As the operator continues to listen over the next 35 minutes, the suspects can be heard breaking into a car to find prescription drugs.

"They're Norcos, yeee-ahh!" the suspect exclaims. "We'll go back and search in a little bit and search the whole thing. But we'll park far away, you know?"

After listening to the men speak, the operator is able to determine the men's approximate location and dispatches an officer.

"He's right fucking behind me, dude," the suspect notes. "Oh, he's following me, Dog!"

First of all, leaving narcotics (or anything else that would tempt a burglar) in your car is a bad idea. Secondly, how much you want to bet these two jokers don't learn their lesson and wind up continuing their downward spiral? Because I can totally see these too tripping and knocking themselves out during a convenience store robbery. Eventually, they'll wind up incarcerated, spending the rest of their days butt-dialing P for penis.

Thanks to MonkeyswithGuns, which sounds frightening but would probably make a pretty cool movie.

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