You know what perfectly melds comfort and functionality? Not 3-D printed shoes with an integrated iPhone holster, but too bad, that's what we're getting anyways. Plus your phone will get really dirty, and who doesn't love a dirty phone? I want to hold all that sidewalk dirt RIGHT UP TO MY LIPS. You know how you see pictures of tourists kissing some celebrity's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Well every single one of those people has hepatitis now. That's just a fact.
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Thanks to Barna, who agrees phones and shoes, like phones and toilet water, shouldn't mix.