Mr. Balls, The Terrifying Anti-Testicular Cancer Mascot

May 8, 2013


Meet Mr. Balls, the anti-testicular cancer mascot dreamed up by the Brazilian nonprofit Associação de Assistência às Pessoas com Câncer. In case you're blind and can't see the picture, he looks exactly like the kind of angry giant nuts that chase you around in nightmares. Based on what I could extrapolate from the photo gallery on the nonprofit's homepage (follow for more pictures of Mr. Balls hanging out), the mascot has been busy traveling around to various horse shows in the country, terrifying children and making little boys wish they didn't have nuts, and little girls hope they never have to see any. Did I mention Mr. Balls is actually a wearable costume? Because he is. Somebody can actually get in there and dance and wave their arms around AND WHY CAN'T IT BE ME?

Seriously though guys, check those balls out regularly. Same goes for your boobs, ladies. Early detection -- that's the key.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who makes me type spaces between the letters of his name now to make it look bigger than it really is, like stuffing a sock down your pants (but not down the back, that makes you look like you had an accident).

  • Carey

    Brazil is one messed up place. Did you see their mascot for a children's burn unit? His name is "Flamy"...Google it.

  • dingusthemonique

    "Krotchy ain't GOT no cajones, Krotchy IS cajones, bitch!"

  • BeastmanAIDS

    I see Mr Balls on the left but what the fuck is that big hairy rapist-looking potato in the middle?

  • Bobert

    the woman on the left is John Travolta with a couple more pounds.

  • jay h

    Which one is Mr.Balls?

  • Monochromatyczny Wojownik

    Its like Postal 2 & Postal 3 Crotchy, the bad touch mascot

  • Michael James

    So testicular cancer gets a bigger, literal symbol while breast cancer has a pink ribbon. How do we set up a trade?

  • Geigh

    Did they model the balls after that person(?) on the left?

  • Actually the name is Escrotinho (Little Scrotum)

  • This is what passes for little in Brazil??

    Actually... forget I asked.

  • lordpikachu

    i just threw up a little

  • James

    it looks like Jay Leno

  • Jacques-André Langelier

    Probably funnier

  • elpolloloco

    dafuq ? 2 girls are actually rubbin' this mascot. My own mascot has been rubbed 1 time. My life is so sad.



  • Closet Nerd

    I bet they look just like the balls on Minnie Driver (standing to the left)

  • Closet Nerd

    In case you don't know who Minnie Driver is

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