I Give Up: Silly Straw And Cup Smart Phone Stand

May 29, 2013


This is the Cell Phone Holder Party Cup available from Perpetual Kid for $9. It's a cup with a silly straw that's shaped to hold a touchscreen smartphone. I can't tell if your drink actually passes through the straw around the phone, but it would be a shame if it didn't. It's the perfect holder for when you want to look like you're blowing an iPhone with a clear plastic boner. I'm gonna get two and go at them both at once.

Thanks to cancan, who agrees the best smart phone stand is between the buttcheeks of a sleeping lover.

  • Laurent Maulin

    Let me tell you something, this is absolutely;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;useless and oh it would be pointless for me to even type in about it haha
    ipad mini 2

  • Bubbubsky

    I really want to see that guy punched. Just 'cause.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    If these guys wanted to sell these by the crate, they should just show it to the idiots who pledged money to that dumb "MUTATOR" kickstarter.

  • Cunt Face!

    One word..... RETARDED!

  • duhjango

    Bae caught me sippin.

  • Brant_Alan

    It's happened, we've officially ran out of new ideas for anything.

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