For The Ladies: Full Body Pillow With Breast Hole

May 13, 2013


This is the ComfyBreasts Relaxation System. It's a full body pillow with a hollowed out section to rest your breasts in and relieve pressure on them. Because remember ladies: a comfy tit is a happy tit. Also: a boob in the hand is worth over a dozen in the bush. The ComfyBreast pillow is currently a Kickstarter campaign and I read through the info they provided which had little to no scientific data to suggest a pillow with a boob hole is beneficial to a lady's knockers. But the pillow was tested on two different women, who had this to say:

Tester #1: "Thought it was a Dream Pillow - Very Comfy."

Tester #2: Said she could fall asleep easily, and actually almost forgot she had breasts.

"ACTUALLY ALMOST FORGOT SHE HAD BREASTS." Now that's a magical pillow. It's a shame they don't make a guy version because I'd be curious to know what it feels like to fall asleep without a penis. "So...a pillow with a hole to rest your pecker in? That sounds like a cheap love doll." I'm realizing that now.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of this year's must have Christmas gift.




Thanks to Rob G, who pointed out a $500 donation to the project gets you a visit to the inventor's house on your dime and "private time with the owner." It's like a dream come true.

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