Craigslist Girl Seeks Robb Stark Look-alike For Game Of Thrones Sex Fantasy (May Contain Spoilers)

May 17, 2013


WARNING: Ad may contain spoilers.

This is the allegedly real casual encounters Craigslist ad from a lady in New Orleans who's looking for a Robb Stark look-alike to have her way with as Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen. Allegedly she has a replica of the Iron Throne too, which I find hard to believe because those things cost $30,000. Who knows, maybe she had a friend make one out of melted plastic swords from Toys R' Us. But that's not the point, the point is that one of you better look like Robb Stark and contact this woman to make this whole fantasy happen. Preferably with a Go-Pro camera strapped to your noggin.

Thanks to T8RO & Busty McGee, who have cool nicknames and should give me a cool nickname too and let me be part of their crew.

  • Enkidu98

    Not only is Robb dead, but House Stark probably did more of a kindness for the Targaryen's then she knows....

  • pdderek

    Robb's dead soon. So she can't be THAT big of a fan

  • Corky McButterpants

    If that's listed in '/casual encounters', what the hell does she get up to when she commits?!! O_O

  • Andyman7714

    Just a FYI for any potential applicant...the throne is made of swords...lots of shiny, pointy, sharp, metal swords.

  • Agent 355

    I would've asked for a Tyrion Lannister look-a-like, but that's just me.

  • Gavin Brain

    "Preferably with a Go-Pro camera strapped to your noggin". I think that is my new motto. Get me a shirt printed up!

  • cabbo

    "Daenarys Stormborn Targaryen"

    Bitch is obviously a GRRM casual.

  • Brandon

    She better be willing to provide pics if she wants anyone to go through with this. Of course, if she really does look like Emilia Clarke I'll start weight training ASAP.

  • Sweet...maybe she can show me the dragon...

  • I'm sure this babe looks less like the "mother of dragons" and more like a momma dragon.

  • Grindzombie

    Um... If she's such a fan of the books she'd know that Robb Stark is A) 16 years old; and B) ...well to keep this spoiler-free lets just say Dani will NEVER have sex with Robb.

    Good luck though, lady. Keep reaching for that rainbow!

  • cabbo

    That doesn't count as spoiler free, if you've got half a brain cell. FFS.

  • Grindzombie

    Oh, fine then- MOSTLY spoiler free... It's not like I said Jon Snow isn't really--- nah, I can't do it. SPOILER ALERT DANI GETS KILLED BY STRONG BELWAS IN THE FIFTH BOOK. That's why I said what I said in the OP... That should throw them...

    Did this lady get laid yet or what?

  • Celista

    Danerys doesn't get killed in the 5th book..

  • cabbo

    Everybody knows Jon's a secret targ. And Jaime and Cersei, too.

    Totally pissed that you let slip Belwas' betrayal for love, though.

  • Brandon

    And Dani is 13-14. So, why should she care? Also, Robb is a bit older in the show, as is Dani.

  • You need to look like Robb Stark but I guarantee you this bitch has hairy pits and weighs enough to buckle that iron throne.

  • "Your Geekologie name is.... Disco Dino."
    " *Burp* Why not?"

  • matgeek

    Sounds like someone is in for the ride of a lifetime!

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