A Zip-Lock Bag Jacket Full Of Sandwiches And Snacks

May 8, 2013


This is the jacket made from sewn together Ziplock bags by Jaya's friend Diane. It...might be the most magnificent jacket I've ever seen and that's saying a lot because I used to own a pleather Member's Only windbreaker. The only thing that sucks about this one is that bullies can see what you're bringing to school for lunch and might demand your Teddy Grahams on the schoolbus in the morning which is exactly why I spiked them with laxatives. You ever seen your mortal enemy shit his pants during the rope climb in second period gym class? I felt like I'd just been elected president.

Hit the jump for some worthwhile closeups of the pockets full of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Combos, baby carrots and more!




Thanks to my half-pal Terry, who's no stranger to running full-speed for the closest bathroom because he's a disgusting eater. Just a monster.

  • Cyr3n

    hey dawg, i heard you like ziploc bags. so I put ziploc bags inside your ziploc bag coat so you can carry it while you wear it!

  • That's at the Unviersity of Michigan! I see the M-Card in her pocket :-)

  • JimmyThr

    What's the point if she's just gonna put food in Ziploc bags, inside the jacket made of Ziploc bags, may as well be regular pockets

  • crisimikiwiki

    How to feel like a total dick walking past homeless people.

  • Nalyr

    Fill it with those freezer boxes to keep a lunchbox cool and wear it in the summer.

  • Michael James

    The weirdest part is it doesn't look bad.

  • disqus_WVkUaThWSH

    I must have that jacket! But how do you wash it? lol hmmmm...

  • lordpikachu

    cause i want my sandwich to smell like my armpit

  • Closet Nerd

    That's the schiz-nittle-bam snip-snap-sack!

  • Jadis

    yes, squished, warm food... mmmmmmmmmm. :P

  • Jade

    Eww your food would always be body temp.

  • zin

    She is God-nya.

  • ODwanKenObi

    *yells* "OPEN CHEST!!" *crushes chips with fist. runs away*

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