For The Ladies: Giant Office Binder Clip Purses

May 8, 2013


This is the Clip Bag from designer Peter Bristol. It looks like one of those black binders that you always pinch on the side of your finger to prove how tough you are to yourself. Oh yeah, 15-seconds, I'm a f***ing gladiator. Peter says the bags are currently not being manufactured, but he's considering the possibility. And, for the record, they're just bags, they're not binders. Will it hold a document together? No. Will it hold tampons? Yes. Seriously though, that was my bad for opening one, I thought they were individually wrapped noise-makers. You should have seen the looks on everyone's faces at the dinner table, every one told a story. Mostly the same story: 'Holy Shit, This Guy Doesn't Belong In Public'. Somebody finally told me it was a tampon after like two minutes of trying to play The Star Spangled Banner on it like a kazoo. Then I used it to soak up the rest of the iced tea in my glass.

Hit the jump for a several more shots I'm not sure why I took the time to edit unless you're really into them in which case hell yeah, I did that just for you.







Thanks to ML, who taught me everything I know about purses which is basically don't look in them.

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