This is a video of an Australian purse-snatching thief making a run for it when he decides to go head first through a glass pane instead of using the automatic door. It knocks him out for a little while. Amazingly, he's still able to get up and make off with the purse, proving mall security training standards clearly aren't what they used to be. Remember when mall security was like, only the best and brightest? Because when I was growing up every kid wanted to be an astronaut, monster truck driver or mall security officer. You know, back when kids still had dreams.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Argh and Paul S, who don't snatch purses from old ladies because, you know, they're not at rock bottom.