So It's Come To This: Star Wars Inspired BDSM Sex Toys

April 26, 2013

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This is a series of homemade Star Wars themed sex toys available from Etsy seller Geek Kink. Mostly whips, canes and paddles with various Star Wars emblems on them. Star Wars not your thing? No worries, because they also have lines of Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, and video game inspired sex toys. Companion cube and Horde/Alliance paddles? Check. Sonic screwdriver whipping cane? Uh-huh. Nintendo and Sega Genesis controller ass-slappers? You bet your cherry-red buttcheeks! Now call me old fashioned, but I like my sex toys how I like my art projects: made out of things I found at the dollar store.

Hit the jump for a ton more including things you've never dreamed of (i.e. a My Little Pony tail paddle).

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Thanks to that jerkbag Terry, who probably uses his $400 lightsaber replica as a sex toy.

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