Ninja Turtle Cosplay On The Cheap (VERY Cheap)

April 25, 2013


These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing that, which one would you pick if you had to choose one to make out with? I choose smashing all my teeth out with that piece of cinderblock by Michelangelo's foot.

Thanks again to ChaosLex, who loves chaos so much he yelled, "Look out, Foot Clan!" then kicked all the turtles over on their backs so they couldn't get up.

  • okakl

    First two are guys, second two are girls.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.


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  • $15762351

    TMNT + AHS = :(

  • Dillon Beard

    the hair on my neck stood when i saw those familiar costumes.

  • Tony from Tomorrow's Nobody

    There's a video that's been floating around on youtube with four
    dudes in similar costumes, with huge turtle dicks. They all jerk their
    fake green dongs off onto a pizza with copious amounts of spooge. Then they proceed to cut off Leo's head and fuck his body.

    The last time I felt similar disgust is when I read the rejected Michael Bay TMNT movie script.

  • Whoa! Link me quick before I finish!

  • Captain Awesome
  • JennWillo

    This is why I read the comments.

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