NASA Drew A Giant Peen On Mars With Its Old Rovers

April 24, 2013

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And I would've done the same.

NASA, best known for crumpling up my astronaut application and crushing a young man's dreams, apparently took the time out of the Spirit and Opportunity rovers' busy schedules of searching for alien life and taking pictures of dust to draw this giant penis on Mars. Time well spent if you ask me.

Thanks to Dunc and fat piggie, who're convinced some fun-loving aliens are going to see that and decide to not nuke earth after all. 'The Pecker That Saved The Planet' we'll call it in history books on Wikipedia.

Full disclosure: NASA claims the penis shape is entirely accidental. CONSPIRACY!

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  • Idlethoughts

    Come on lHC, you can one up that easy. Seriously I'm waiting.

  • So Top Gear hacked the rovers and drew a gentleman's sausage?

  • and this are people qualified to go to space...

  • Matticus Morgan

    Something tells me Howard Wolowitz is behind this...

  • Matty Spinny

    they were watching Spartacus when they drew this.

  • mz001

    Can you honestly say that you wouldn't have done the same, given the chance?

  • Closet Nerd

    Next thing you know Curiosity is gonna draw a penis on Uranus! [que rim-shot]
    .....just sayin

  • lordpikachu

    those damn interns!

  • n_a_a_s

    bwahahahaaa!

  • great now the female aliens will come to earth expecting huge dicks like that one.

  • Reese Frederick

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  • Idlethoughts

    Your accents just makes us hate you more.

  • NASA: They're humans too.

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