Murderous iPad Stuck In Car Bumper Like A Ninja Star

April 11, 2013


As proof that Apple products, are, in fact, deadly weapons, this is the iPad that got stuck in a Georgia woman's car bumper. The woman says she noticed an object coming at her while driving but didn't think anything of it (not a good driver quality btw) until she got home and saw the iPad wedged in there. Hey -- it's still better than having to poke a dead bird out of your grill with a coat hanger.

What she found was an iPad so deeply wedged inside her car's bumper that she needed to hammer it out.

The woman, who managed to turn on the iPad, found the owner of the iPad's contact information and returned it to him. Apparently, he had left his iPad on top of his car and drove off, thus creating the flying iPad stuck on her car bumper.

Presumably dude agreed to pay for the damages. Or maybe he didn't, who knows? Maybe he just said "Gee, thanks," then slammed the door in her face. People these days -- they're just terrible. Earlier this week I had to listen to some jerkbag at the grocery store yell at a checkout lady like it was her fault they don't carry the brand of deodorant he wanted. I only lasted like ten seconds before I snapped and told him if he didn't STFU I was going to scan his face like a barcode THEN BAG HIM. He left after that (I imagine he smelled the booze on me and knew I meant business) and then all the employees cheered and raised me up on their shoulders and marched me up and down the frozen food aisle like I was the king of TV dinners and ice cream.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Kate, who informed me her iPads don't end up in your bumper unless she wants them there. I think she might be some sort of technology ninja.

  • Guest

    Fruit Ninja just got serious.

  • GigiAUT

    ....only an iPad owner would forget his iPad on the roof of his car and drive off.

  • Max Baldwin

    I wonder if they got their iPad for free just like I did. At first I didn't think and offer like this could be true. Then I clicked the link below and I had an iPad on my door step the next day....

    Hahaha! Im just messing with you. Just seemed like the perfect post to do that. There is that one girl on here that keeps doing it and it bugs the crap out of me!

  • Anodos

    You wouldnt believe it, but what Max Baldwin said is true. I worked at home filling at surveys and i got a free ipad and 2465$ per month!

  • Max Baldwin

    Lol! There she is! Right above me! Taking about making $66/hr! Get her!

  • n_a_a_s

    apparently nissan doesn't have very good bumpers

  • GreyGanado


  • n_a_a_s

    hell if I know, that ipad should've deflected & hit a different car

  • GreyGanado

    I'm not sure that's how bumpers are supposed to work.

  • DoubleFish

    Did the woman find the owner by turning on the iPad and check for owner info? The iPad must be a bulletproof prototype if that was the case!!

  • lordpikachu

    it probably had the chuck norris app open

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